go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
Anonymous said: All of these people are going nuts for you guys to do some unnecessarily sexual video, and I'm just over here like "no seriously please do a fridge tour video" lol
Hahahaha this is why we love YOU!
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
You stole my line. But I still love you. Loving you is the best thing about me.hannahandonlyhannah
I didn’t steal your line! You said loving me is your favourite part of you. I said YOU are my favourite part of MY LIFE. That is slightly different! :) Also, I just figured out that the construction “most favourite” is actually incorrect. So here we go again: You are my favourite part of my life.